- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

Why did the fisherman go to Alaska? The commercial fishing business is strong there and it was a sound financial decision.

What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

Chinese men having large penis.

death drives to the bus stop where 3 pensioners are waiting for a bus to london, and says GET IN THE VAN!

why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

whats red and falls from a tree an apple

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