if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

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Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

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Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

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I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

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How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

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what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

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Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

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I'm sn otter

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What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

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Anti-Jokes are the bomb .org

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Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

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What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

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What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were driving with a gorilla when suddenly the car crashed. All the women died but only the gorilla survived. The police investigated with the gorilla and did some simple sign language. The police, using hand motions, asked the gorilla what each individual female was doing before the car crashed. The gorilla ran away for reasons unknown.

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What's green and has wheels? a green car.

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How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

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Women's rights

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Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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