what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

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Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

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What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

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Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

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What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

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Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

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why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

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If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

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that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

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So this old redneck is sitting on his porch when he sees this boy walking down the road and hollers "What you got there boy?" "Chicken wire." "What you gonna do with that?" "Gonna catch me some chickens." The old guy thought: Dumb boy. You can't catch no chickens with chicken wire. Later that evening he sees the same boy walking with a bunch of chickens. The next day he sees the same boy walking with duct tape. "What you got there boy?" "Duct tape" The boy replies. "Gonna catch me some ducks." The old man leaned back and thought. "Dumb boy, you can't catch ducks with duct tape." Later that evening he sees the boy walking with a bunch of ducks. The next day he sees the same boy and hollers: "What you got there boy?" "I got me some pussy willow." The old man hollers: "Hold on, let me get my hat."

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In this case, its black operations, but simply in the term that its a well secret something, its not a lets say, organization that breaks the law, kidnaps listens to phones uses wires, which the FBI does. And when I mean I am a employee, I might have spoken a bit over my head here (sorry, lightheaded), you could well, simply put, I am something between a delivery boy and a mercenary, not the kind that shoots and kills (my shape sucks anyways), but rather the kind that "facilitates" communications between organizations... Thats all I can say without breaking laws that technically do not exist.

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What's black, white and re(a)d all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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"Knock, knock!" "Who's there?" "The police." "'The police', who?" "Sir, come out of your domicile with your hands up and no weapons present. You've just gone to an orphanage and massacred almost every nun who's worked there for almost five years. Not only that, but your son has also contracted AIDS from his previously lesbian girlfriend whom she has lost her mother too in the orphanage accident you've just caused."

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

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Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

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What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

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