- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

r u smart..... or ur black

Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

The guy above me has a very nice joke

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

Your moms so old. She might die soon

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

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