When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

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How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

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Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

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Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

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2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

what do mexicans like most. icecubes

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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