Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

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Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

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Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

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Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

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Your momma is soooo poor... I don't know how she is so fat

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What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

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Start by getting your fucking ass off this site and get me the fucking money asap yourself! And your contact information! Fuck your "eye for an eye" piece of shit example, I want redemption! If I am to live with self respect after losing a FUCKING EYEBALL! I demand that you lose EVERYTHING YOU HOLD DEAR! YOU FUCKING QUEER HYPOCRITE! And I am not asking that you take away everything, I will take everything you hold dear away from you myself! Then again, why do that when I can get straight to the source and break your spine, and that is just the first step to making you wish you where dead! That you end up begging me for THE SWEET MERCY OF DEATH! Listen, if you want to talk, lets talk, if you claim to be so fucking powerful get on a goddamn jet and get over here yourself, no goons, no "shadows", no "followers" of "your order" when you present it, and "our order" when YOU FUCK UP! Only then will I "listen to reason", it is only reasonable you come out of your fucking hiding place and face me! I wont fight you, I wont kill you, but you better get your fucking face over here yourself.

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Bad grammers.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

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What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

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Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

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butt sex

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

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What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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