What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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Hey, Max!!

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A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

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what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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thre guys walk into a bar then goes to sit at a booth and the three guys have to go to the bathroom so they ask a waiter to safe they booth while they go to the bathroom 30 min later and they are still not back so the waiter goes by the door and one guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing" and the guy says " blowing bubbles " then goes and sit down " then the second guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing " and the guy says " blowing bubbles" and goes and sits down then the last guy come out and the waiter says " let me guess blowing bubble " the guy says back "no i am bubbles "

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A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

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And more;

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Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

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What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

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How did the little boy get down from the top of the empire state building... He took the elevator

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What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

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What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

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nickel back

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

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A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

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What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

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Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

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White men's rights

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