- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

women's rights

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

Hi what I lug you

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

Christianity

How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

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