Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

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A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

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Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

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What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

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I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

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how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

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What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

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How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

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Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

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A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

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Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

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A Rock accidentally fed a giraffe his fetuses conceived by a box of glue from Jewish Heritage that was made from marker sharpeners that fed paper to elephants while strumming a box of tissues to wipe up the mess from a box of chocolates Forest Gump feeds on your soul while a rock accidentally feeds a giraffe.

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What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

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An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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