- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

yo momma so fat. that shes fat

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

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