Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

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What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

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Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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Mr.Green walks into the class. He is alone with no wife and no kids and suffers from depression. His salary is below average and he can't pay the rent this week so he'll probably get evicted. He has aids. He will die in 2 weeks.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

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how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.

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My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

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what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

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Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

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Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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I'm HIV positive.

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

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What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

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What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

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knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

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Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

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what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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