Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

Women's rights.

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

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Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

bryden is a faggot

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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