- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black person walks out of KFC

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

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What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

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