- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

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Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

Thats sweet, thank you then.

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