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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

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– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

josh roberts got the d in geog

What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

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