- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

Moo! I'm a goat!

What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

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