- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

i lyk 2 eet pup

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

Of course, first door on your left

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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