Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

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Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

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uhyuyuyhyuuuhuyuhh rice crispies

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All this fuss about drink driving is a load of crap! I frequently drink and drive, and I've never had an accident, apart from one small collision in which my wife was paralysed from the neck down.

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Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

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Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

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Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

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Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

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What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

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Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

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What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? The victim of a freak genetic mutation and extremely susceptible to predators, meaning it will live a short life in the wilderness.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

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Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

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Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

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What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

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Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

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Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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