- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

Why did the giant try to eat the magical rainbow? A: Because the apocalypse is predicted for the Wednesday after santa gets shot by the evil jolly ice cream man which in secret is cheating on his wife who in turn eats every human baby ever known to man. duhhhhh

What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

One day a man walked into a wall

If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? ouch!

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

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