- Anti Joke

What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

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Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

Why cant a black man and a white man cant be friends? Because bont mens are racist

People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

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you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

giddy goat

Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

What's brown and sticky? A stick!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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