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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

A Russian who dosen't like vodka

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.