- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What s the difference between a pigeon ?

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

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