- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

The Game.

Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

i love to lick...

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

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