- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Why did the giant try to eat the magical rainbow? A: Because the apocalypse is predicted for the Wednesday after santa gets shot by the evil jolly ice cream man which in secret is cheating on his wife who in turn eats every human baby ever known to man. duhhhhh

What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? ouch!

If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

One day a man walked into a wall

Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

s o m a a d i t u n y s n i t a c s d c ' s k h k s t o e l y e

So, how 'bout that airline food?

What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

Why did the black man die? A white man killed him. He was a member of the KKK.

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