What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

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Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

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whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

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What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

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vaginas

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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A turtle and a rabbit are having a race. The rabbit goes really fast and sees the turtle so far away. So the rabbit takes a short nap and waits for the turtle for a little challenge. Suddenly the rabbit wakes up and sees the turtle about to cross the finish line. The rabbit runs as fast as he can, but it was too late. A bus runs them over and they both die.

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What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

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What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

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Row, row, row your... Canoe.

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Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

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what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

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So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

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Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

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I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

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why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

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You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

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My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

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When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

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i lyk 2 eet pup

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Anti Joke

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