what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

The government

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

lipstick pig

How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

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