- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna hear a joke? yes

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

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