What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

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Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

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Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

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Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

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How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

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What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

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Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

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There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

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Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

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What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

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Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

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Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

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A women in the kitchen.

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What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

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What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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