Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

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Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

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If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

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No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

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Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

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Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

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whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

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Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

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Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

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How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

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Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

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What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

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I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

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What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

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I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

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why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

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angelosnyder is not gay

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

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Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

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why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

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What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

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Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

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Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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