- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

Church.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A dog walk into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What"ll it be?" The dog then breaks into tears as he realizes the bartender is his father's gay husband.

why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

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