- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

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Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

Why do I hate food? I don't.

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

sharks

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

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