a mexecan guy walks in a bar he ask how much is a beer.its $400 and 55'.WHAT THATS SUCKSISH.no i just like to joke its 1 dollor.oh.....shut up go walk in a bra!!!!

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

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What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

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Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

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Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

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Your future.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

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why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

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What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

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What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

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What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

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What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

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What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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42, that is all

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Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

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"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

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Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

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Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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