What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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