Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? After hours of waiting for the perfect victim, the boy spotted an elderly woman walking down the sidewalk. The clock barreled through the air, hitting the old woman on the head at extremely high speeds. She was immediately killed on contact.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

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What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

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Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

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I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

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Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

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a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

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TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

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what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

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NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

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What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

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What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

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Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

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A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

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Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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