- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

Y u do dis?

knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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