Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

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What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

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A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

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TELL

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Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

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What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

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Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

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A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

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Why was the woman crying? Because I hit her with a bat.

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What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

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What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

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How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

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What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

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Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

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When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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