Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

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NAACP

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how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

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what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

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What made the lady dance? Bandz!

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Is J.P. dumb? Yes

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whats small and tickles? pubic lice

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

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Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

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What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

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A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

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Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

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what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

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If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

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if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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