- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

hi bye

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

How do you spell eight? 8

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

You're tall.

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

Cleveland winning something

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

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