Many people of many races do many things every day.

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

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What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

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What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

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When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

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Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

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How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

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what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

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What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

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What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

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why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

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A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

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What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

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Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

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yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are eating lunch on a bridge. The Mexican drops his taco off the side of the bridge and the Italian and American were kind enough to share some of their lunch with the Mexican making it a successful picnic. Their ethnicity was not relevent at all.

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Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

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Several men are in a bar a tall white man named James orders a round of shots for all of the people they all have a fun time untill James gets into a car with Derrick who is not sober they drive right into a sick childrens hospital and cause many frantic wild fires throughout the town. They all end up in jail for an unrelated cause

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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