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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

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Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

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