- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

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A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

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