Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

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Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

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an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

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Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

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what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

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Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

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Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

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I always like to pack a second pair of pants, because if there's one thing my mother ever said to me it was 'please, I'm begging you - don't put me in a home.'

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What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

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Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

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how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

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Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

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What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

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Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

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Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

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4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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U mad?

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What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

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What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

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what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

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