- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

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