- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

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