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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

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