Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

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What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

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Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

Whats 2+1? 2.

Do you like fishsticks No

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

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