what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

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a horse walks into a blender ow

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

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ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

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roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

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Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

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"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

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Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.

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knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

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Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

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whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

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What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

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What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

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Velcro. What a rip off.

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Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

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A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

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When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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