- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

9/11

want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

Mitt Romney

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

i have read and agree to the terms of service

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

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What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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