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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

Why is there no Asprin in the rainforest? Because it's financially viable to sell pharmesuticals in the vast, unpopulated rainforest.

whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

... Chan chan

How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

What's 9+ 10?! 19

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