why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

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Hi what I lug you

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Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

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A Russian who dosen't like vodka

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want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

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how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

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dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

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What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

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Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

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why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

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What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

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Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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