Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

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I LIKE TRAINS

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... Chan chan

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Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

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How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

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whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

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Cameron is a r e t a r d

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What's 9+ 10?! 19

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

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What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

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your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

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how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

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Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

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Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

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that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

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Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

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Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

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Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

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How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

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What starts with F and ends in U C K? firetruck What starts with P and ends in O R N? popcorn What only costs 5 cents on weekends? your mom

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3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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