- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

Once there was a girl named Andrea

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

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